After my first erm, piss-weak efforts at trying to be a craft blogger and bona fide homemaker, I decided to get back on the horse machine and gave being crafty another whirl ...
It has been .... wait, let my mate, Borat sum it up for you;
So far, I have stitched up a blanket for the Itty Bitty
A couple of bibs
and a boomerang pillowcase that actually looks more like a tee-pee than a boomerang.
Let us not mention the pillowcase dress that I began making on Friday night. Yes, I cracked it 2 hours in and had to console myself with a big, fuck off piece of cake. I imagine all beginner-sewers have to keep a freshly baked cake close at hand whilst learning. The unfinished dress is hanging over the back of the dining table chair, mocking me as I type this. BASTARD!
Whatever.
I am still this:
I'm just not that hairy.
Ok, I maybe I am a little bit hairy like that ...
P.S: No real reason for Borat's repeat appearance in this post. Very niiiice.
